"Rules such as ‘Write what you know,’ and ‘Show, don’t tell,’ while doubtlessly grounded in good sense, can be ignored with impunity by any novelist nimble enough to get away with it. There is, in fact, only one rule in writing fiction: Whatever works, works."

— Tom Robbins (via maxkirin)

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  • I wrote a haiku. It goes like this:
  • "Ow I burned my hand
  • Go away we close in five minutes
  • I'm gonna shoot myself now"

kissmyasajj:

Finally.

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inonibird:

Stick-gods ~ God of Embalming

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storms-for-lungs:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language


TEXAS

storms-for-lungs:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

TEXAS

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puppiesandprotein:

This picture will never cease to inspire or motivate me. #WhatIsLove

puppiesandprotein:

This picture will never cease to inspire or motivate me. #WhatIsLove

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suicidexcuses:

dogsinmethlabs:

Lord give me strength.

PREACH

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cumberdoom:

papermonocle:

Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

At the start of the


A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes

A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes

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mainlyanonymous:

I lose my shit every time I see this

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riraki:

kitkatcaughtcha:

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

Wow

Guess this was the post Chocobo was talking about.

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larryamor:

black—lamb:

bankuei:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

glitterlion:

tarynel:

modestmojo:

obenibo:

THIS is White Privilege.
This is the price white people who appropriate blackness pay for committing numerous crimes. They get to be successful actors once they drop this “phase”.
Meanwhile a black person would get the most ridiculous of prison sentences for even one of these.
HE BLINDED A MAN. HE HAS A HATE CRIME UNDER HIS BELT.  And he’s a successful actor.
Y’all need not worry about Justin Bieber. He’ll be just fine.
Unfortunately.

Nah I gotta google this it can’t be

I gotta research this. :’(

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=2509542&page=1
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/back-day-marky-marks-rap-sheet-0?page=8
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/back-day-marky-marks-rap-sheet-0?page=6
http://www.modelminority.com/joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=265:mark-wahlbergs-turning-point-&catid=39:hate&Itemid=56

that bus full of kids were black children on their way to a formerly all white school. he was against segregation.
and while attacking that vietnamese man, he called him a vietnamese shit

Good ol’ Marky Mark stabbing people with broken bottles in the eyes while screaming racial slurs and shit.
Meanwhile Black folks getting murdered in the street for being “no angel” and so on…

I fuckin hate this man

larryamor:

black—lamb:

bankuei:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

glitterlion:

tarynel:

modestmojo:

obenibo:

THIS is White Privilege.

This is the price white people who appropriate blackness pay for committing numerous crimes. They get to be successful actors once they drop this “phase”.

Meanwhile a black person would get the most ridiculous of prison sentences for even one of these.

HE BLINDED A MAN. HE HAS A HATE CRIME UNDER HIS BELT.
And he’s a successful actor.

Y’all need not worry about Justin Bieber. He’ll be just fine.

Unfortunately.

Nah I gotta google this it can’t be

I gotta research this. :’(

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=2509542&page=1

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/back-day-marky-marks-rap-sheet-0?page=8

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/back-day-marky-marks-rap-sheet-0?page=6

http://www.modelminority.com/joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=265:mark-wahlbergs-turning-point-&catid=39:hate&Itemid=56

that bus full of kids were black children on their way to a formerly all white school. he was against segregation.

and while attacking that vietnamese man, he called him a vietnamese shit

Good ol’ Marky Mark stabbing people with broken bottles in the eyes while screaming racial slurs and shit.

Meanwhile Black folks getting murdered in the street for being “no angel” and so on…

I fuckin hate this man

(via joey-smith-universe)